My best pal and worst all-time shopping co-conspirator, Josephine, has this latex clothes theory that when zentai you go on a big shopping expedition, if you don’t buy something in the first shop you won’t find anything you like all day.
Over the three or four continents that we have shopped in together, I have Coffee Lycra Spandex Unisex Zentai Suit always found this to be true. You know right from shop one if you are in for a big, satisfying haul of top gear or a day of traipsing from one disappointment to another. Right from the start I had this niggling feeling it wasn’t going to be a Camouflage Lycra Spandex Unisex Zentai Suit 2 charmed day. I was hot and bothered, spider man costume my bag was like a hod of bricks, people kept jostling me and I always seemed to miss the green pedestrian light. It just wasn’t adding up.
So I went into the cheapest shop on Via Montenapoleone (this is a very relative statement) and bought a white shirt I didn’t want, need or even like – I hate white shirts – just because I thought if I bought something in the first shop it might break
